My Dear Friends,
We are most pleased to discover that Patricia entered us in a competition with the name Faulkner in the title: the 2012 Faulkner-Wisdom Competition and that We have been placed as semi-finalists adding to my long list of accolades including such accomplishments as the eating of the sun (an accident), the illumination of the three worlds (no thanks necessary), and the receipt of praise from the Four Corners of Creation. I would continue but modesty prevents.
Yours as ever,
"I am but a simple Hindu monkey."
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